Tuesday, May 18, 2010

I've Been Feeling Guilty About...


On a recent Egypt Air flight, I accepted the vegetarian meal mistakenly offered to me, depriving a more organized vegetarian of the surprisingly delicious chickpeas and spinach. In my hunger, I admit that I considered the theft fortuitous. As penance, I will plant a chickpea bush so enormous you can see it from an ordinary passenger jet and, one day, from space.

3 comments:

  1. Don't you think the airlines has an extra stashed away, just in case?

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  2. I'm having trouble with the word "delicious" appearing in the same sentence as airline food.

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  3. And perhaps you could make something like this from the fruit of your chickpea bush:

    http://bit.ly/cn17Mv

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